"All The Shit You Wanted"-Greeting Card

Celebrate the holidays with a touch of humor and a dash of sassiness! Remind your loved ones that it's Christmas day. Made from durable card stock with a matte finish, this card offers a festive texture and high-quality feel with blank inside for you to write. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Spread the holiday spirit with a good laugh and a hint of Christmas magic! - Perfect gift for family members, friends, or significant others - Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message - Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)