October Birthdays Are For Whores - Funny Birthday Card

Get ready to unleash your inner sexy witch with our October Birthdays Are For Whores card. A perfect blend of halloween and birthday humor, it's the ideal card for those who don't take themselves too seriously. (Witches not included, unfortunately.) Experience spooky laughter this Halloween with our new hilarious holiday card! Crafted from premium card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a tactile feel that's as eerily delightful as its content. Made in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, and accompanied by a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper, it's a ghoulishly great way to spread spooky joy sustainably.